Coolidge effect

Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.

"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."

Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"

"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."

"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"

Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.

"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.

"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."

The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.

"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."

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cock sniper

can shoot an amazingly accurate load of cum.

Only a highly trained SAS cock sniper could hava achieve such accuracy at such range.

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vjsnipples

a drawing of vj's nipples on my hand

i like to touch the nipples on my hand, because they remind me of vj's nipples.

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you're slack

st george girls (2003) that stretch out the phonetics of this common phrase and sound more like ambulance sirens than normal humans like most people

that person was a fat ass

you're slaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkk

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podawg

Derived from poboy and dawg, podawg has two meanings.

1. A derogatory term used for your rival, opponent, or enemy.
2. Used between close friends to express comradeship.

1. You stupid podawg, you'll rue the day you messed with me!
2. Hey podawg, what's the haps?

wound

A bad or ugly injury, or deep gash in the flesh.

"He has a nasty flesh wound"

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ViperX

the greatest coder of all time

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