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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


gold dust

Cocain

Hey bring me another kilo of that gold dust

by Kenny October 22, 2003

97πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Metagame

Used often in the internet for online games, Roleplaying boards, and chatroom's. It is when a person reads what a character is doing, and thus assumes he knows everything what that character has done- without witnessing any of those events at all because A) his character was not there B)The action was in a different area of the rpg 'world' or C) the person is just a tool

How did you know that was me? I was in a disguise and put a disguise spell on- I don't look like my normal character at ALL, you fucking metagamer!

by Kenny March 16, 2005

61πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


pori

comes from the south indian language of malayalam. it means to fart, or farted, or the act of farting. typical action after eating something or done for no particular reason while walking

he let out a pori

by Kenny June 22, 2004

26πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


goldiwang

A word Dr. Evil uses referring to goldmember on his CB radio in the Austin Powers movie Goldmember.

" Roger that Goldiwang."

by Kenny February 8, 2005


butt mud warrior

1.one who paints their face with their own poop before going to war,see;berserker

2.a very,very,gay man

( ((><)) )```` hahaha

by Kenny December 10, 2003

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ghost in the dark

When fucking a chick in the dark your nigger is in the closet, pulling a warmup jerk. Move the chick in front of the window doggy-style, then allow your buddy to move in and take over. Quietly dress and slip outside. Bang on the window and wave at your friend.

What do I think of your new girlfriend? I know the bitch fucks- Marty and Johnny pulled the ghost in the dark on that bitch last month.

by Kenny January 31, 2004

18πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž