nuclear test

Masturbation

I did a nuclear test on those porno flicks skit dam!

wilhelmine

A sexy, clever, attractive and musically talented girl who is a big pitch to swing your bat at. She strikes you out swinging if you are an average batter like 99%.
She is the definition of what a hot girl should be. If you're a NY Mets fan, it is WillieBall to hit a homerun...

John: "Dam I struck out again! What should that say?"
Al: "I bet you are a beta orbiter. Was it Wilhelmine?"
John: "Yep...you know her?"
Al: "I batted a homerun last night!!!"
John: "Lucky turd!"