Clout Count

Adj. Refers to your follower-to-following ratio.

The amount of followers and/or number of followings on your social media platform(s).

According to Millennials and Gen Zs your following count must never be higher than your number of followers.

Adj. Clout Count can also refer to the number of "likes" or reactions on your posts.

And according to the Millennials and Gen Zs you MUST delete a photo if it does not exceed a certain amount of appreciation or if it does not surpass the amount of love than your previous post.

DISCLAIMER: Those faulty of following too many dog accounts may need to shut it down. Or if you possess a blue checkmark you have far exceeded the need to worry about your clout count.

My clout count is 875:200, what's yours?

Oh.. mine's uh... 400:1,000.
You should probably just shut it down and drop all social media, #nolove.

OMG, Becky. Did you see Sasha's clout count?

She just follows too many dog accounts.

Well, I just hit 10k. #sponsorme

Dippity Doer

Adj. One who never stays too long once he gets what he wants (typically drugs).

One who goes over to his dealers house strictly for business and no pleasure.

A person who takes drugs and dips out without respecting their dealer as a mate. Once package is secured, he the dippity doer, dips immediately (typically a 5 minute or less visit) without sharing the experience with his dealer (chilling or lighting one up with his dealer).

Nah man, he's that dippity doer, he wont light one up with us.

We don't know much about that dippity doer, he never stays too long.