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A turd with an aroma that is so delicious that once passed could be eaten again.
Oi Shel!!! The bog won't flush! *starts wafting air into nasal passages* Don't worry sweetheart its a proper gorillas breakfast. *wafts air into nasal passages once more* Smells like a tasty Fray Bentos steak and kidney Pie!!
whilst wanking to stick a thumb up your back side and move it in and out. looking like the motion of absailing, or fast roping.
my computer broke last night so i couldn't watch any porn. and to stimulate myself i diceided to fast rope and it was straingely satisfying. how ever i need to stress one needs to wash there hands.
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When 2 men are spit roasting a woman and give each other high ten.
Either standing or kneeling it looks like the Eiffel tower.
Yeah mate it was top notch, me and Baz took a slut home last night and we Eiffel towered her, good and propper. I had the rat and Baz took the mouth. She had well nice corn beef curtains so I thought fuck it this deserves a high five.
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To change lanes and slip it in the back side of your partner mid romp with out her permission and much to her peril.
Janine doesn't really take it up the arse so I ram raided her during doggy.
I live at my mum's now.
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