mcmouthgasm

The single most delicious combination of McDonalds ingredients.

Order the following burgers from McDonalds:

1) mayo chicken with cheese and extra mayo
2) double cheeseburger

Order that with curry sauce.

Assembly:

1) remove the top bun from the mayo chicken and spread that burger sauce on the chicken patty.

2) take the bottom bun off the double cheeseburger and put it on the mayo chicken base.

3) devour/discard the two halves of the buns

4) enjoy your mouthgasm whilst eating the glorious creation.

Created by CRNM

"Hey, I am really hungry."

"You should have a Mcmouthgasm."

glyzorp

Verb: to glyzorp

The act of making love to a portrait of Ainsley Harriot. To officially glyzorp, one must be wearing nothing but a chef's hat. At all times during the act of glyzorp, one must listen to the 1812 overture and sing the lyrics to All Star by Smash Mouth. CRNM.

"Hey man, I got bored yesterday so I decided to glyzorp".

nomfortably cumb

To be in a state of complete relaxation, usually achieved by use of narcotics (weed).

I am so nomfortably cumb after that last joint.