Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

Pinch n’ dump

When you masturbate to the point of completion and right before the climax you pinch your foreskin catching the load and dumping at your own desired time and location

I was on vacation at my grandma’s and wasn’t comfortable ruining her sheets so I did the pinch n’ dump and let it go in the toilet

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