Allan

A man with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Allan walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Allan sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Allans are sex itself.

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