have a seat over there

The act of being caught red handed, especially for something sexually explicit. Derived from Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC's "How to Catch a Preadator." See dead to rights.

Man A: (at the bar, to man B)I don't bang fat chicks.

Man B: (walks in on Man A the following morning, fat chick in bed) Have a seat over there.

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ass raped

What happens to you after eating undercooked burgers at Five Guys.

(after spending 20 minutes in the bathroom)

Friend 1: Dude, are you OK?
Friend 2: I now know what it feels like to be ass raped by five guys.

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