Wtf

An abbreviation of “What The Fuck” to most of the population, but is an abbreviation of “Well That’s Fantastic” to your mother

*Texting*
You: Hey, Ma! I got all A’s and B’s on my report card!
Mom: Wtf!
You:

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You: Ma, what does Wtf stand for?
Mom: Well That’s Fantastic!