idiots by nature, guinea pigs will eat your bell peppers and possibly your Aunt Sharon.
Bro 1: My dog is so cute! she snuggles and even gives people kisses sometimes!
Bro 2, after being pissed on three times : yupppp sounds great
Immediately gets pissed on again by guinea pig
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To put something in the microwave
"Hey, can you nuke the leftovers?"