ginaminasorous

(adj.) Something so big that you forget how to say "ginormous".

"This orange is ginaminasorous!"

table pancreas

To metaphorically buttfuck someone/something.

"Aww man, I can't believe I had table pancreas happen to me again. :c"

puppy skittle

Someone who is as cute as a puppy but also flamboyantly gay as a skittle.

"Toby is my lovely puppy skittle!"
"Bro, that's gay as fuck."