Heat Vampire

1. one who sucks all the heat out of your body because they are unusually cold
2. a person with insufficient body temperature which causes them to suck the heat from other people

"It's 70 degrees out, why are you shivering?"
"My girlfriend is a heat vampire."

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Kirk

-Ruler of the land of Kirkonia
-Egotistical
-Jerk
-Amazing accent
-Badass
-Jumped by women
-British
-Sexy dancer
-Has weird monologues
-Loves techno
-Loves mind games
-Kinky
-Doesn't take life seriously
-Intrudes in people's business
-Creepy laugh
-Slightly manical
-Tall
-Sharp eyes
-People have secret attractions to him

"Dude why are you so suicidal?"
"Kirk messed with my mind again."
"Oh that sucks. He did that to me last Wednesday."

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