sturdy

adj. 1. of a woman, being very physically stable 2. broad of shoulders 3. being able to kick your ass.

That sturdy woman got some BACK.

milkling

A small, white baby or child.

Hey, look at them milklings playing ice hockey.

rediract

v. To modify past e-mails, text messages, or other stored correspondences for sake of humor.

---- BEFORE REDIRACTING ----

From: Aaron
To: Bob

Bob,

I can't meet you later. I'm going diving at the pool.

---- AFTER REDIRACTING ----

From: Bob
To: Aaron

That's why I have sex with your wife.

Original Message:
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From: Aaron
To: Bob

Bob,

I can't meet you later. I'm going to a gay bar.

cracklet

n. 1. A small, white child. 2. An immature white person.

Hey, you cracklets! Getcha little white asses out my yard!