Sleep-Bombed

When your are about to fall asleep and you feel like you are about to get hit by something or fall out of bed so you have a full body twitch and you wake up.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... (Full Body Twitch) WOE, I just got sleep-bombed!

Help a tree grow

Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth

Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!

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It's a Trump Thing

When your innocent but the dude hates on you anyway.

Mexican: Dude, why does Donald Trump always gotta make us look like bad guys.
American: I feel you bro. Don't worry, it has nothing to do with you, it's a Trump thing.

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