Lucas

A person you meet on your friend's party, talk to him for the whole evening, and you never see him again.

"Man! I just saw Lucas taking another shot of rum!"
"Who the fuck is Lucas?"

apologoose

When you want to say apologize but you are retarded.

"I wanted to apologoose for stealing your crayons and eating them..."
"Its okay, I know you have mental problems."

shelffish

You write this word when you see a stuffed fish on a shelf
- Kestop

"Yo man have you seen my shelffish?"
"That's a nice shelffish you've got!"

Lukas

A person with a huge penis that is also very good looking.

"Oh my god I would really like to fuck Lukas"
"Yeah he is so hot RN!!!"