West midlands

An area of the UK which is the English equivalent to the DMV.
A place full of Chavs, Druggies and Incells.
A place in which the highest causes of death are Stabbings, STDs and Arriva bus malfunctions.
It also includes Telford, a city renown for its high crime rates and for being the chav capital of the Universe.

''Been making toast and someone tried to rob me'' said Bob
''That some pussy shit up here in the west midlands init'' said Jim