ketchup addict

Someone who eats ketchup with almost every meal, it is as much a staple of their diet as bread and water.

Some signs are you freak out when you realise there is none left in the household(ketchup famine) meals without it seem bland. When u have a bottle in your car or bring one to work or school.

Collapsed in an alleyway red stained clothes clutching a bottle of Heniz. He must be a ketchup addict.....

Rossi

Someone who usually has an unhealthy obsession with cleaning constantly, and claiming to do exercises when they are probably sleeping.
Rossi's also have a low tolerance to alcohol and so either chuck up everywhere or pass out before 10.
Rossi's have a tendency to have a fetish with lycra whether it be swimming, cycling or rowing kit, and likes showing it off to anyone and everyone.
Rossi's also like pop music with a passion and will shake their booty at any oppurtunity.
They are also partial to a bit of horse riding.
Rossi's are always feeling a bit down after doing all the washing and cleaning which there OCD will let them so give them a hug to cheer them up!

"Man I got this amazing lycra all in one for swimming... I feel like showing EVERYONE!"

"OMG no don't do such a Rossi!!"

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