Gumph

An alcoholic beverage also known as Cherry Lambrini.

Best accompanied by some ice, a glace cherry and served in the Holy Grail Of Gumph (located in Scotland.)

"Right, lets get wired in about The Gumph now"

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skran

An item of food, usually desired when under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
Similar to munch, but a snack of more substance and less goodness.
e.g. some chips and cheddar

"Right dude, I'm going to have to have some skran soon"

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