market

Shortened form of 'Blackbush Market', a market held on Sundays in a village in hampshire.

Blackbush referring to a woman who has incredibly dark pubic hair.

Blimey, I bet she has a lovely market!

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tablet

Shortened form of 'Fuck Off tablet'. The most bitter pill you will ever have to swallow.

Let's tablet Dave and go out with Tom instead.

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