i'm bored

what you say when you have absolutely nothing to do and can find no pot.
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.

Places People Are Bored:
1) School
2) Work
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960

Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it

Josh: dude, i'm bored.
Kevin: deal with it, you douche.

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