aim

the downfall of society.

pre AIM- Hello sir, how are you doing?

post AIM- fuck you.

19👍 15👎

plain

The best flavor of any tasty treat.

I love plain M&Ms.

I love plain jellybeans.

59👍 57👎

ANF

The stock symbol for Amercrombie and Fitch

ANF stock is $84 per share

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ford

Quite possibly the stupidest corporation in the country. Their company is dying right in front of them and what do they do?

MAKE A BIGGER SUV!!!

see: Ford Expedition EL

For future reference, Ford stock (NYSE: F) is at $8.00 per share at the time of this definition.

Ford sucks, buy a Chevy.

238👍 258👎

wal mart

The teenage hangout spot in many American small towns.

John: "Do you want to go cow tipping?"

Joe John: "Yeah, I'll meet you at Wal Mart."

57👍 20👎

lost

The most addictive yet frustrating TV show in the last decade.

This show is like a boy in elementary school who tells a small lie and to make that lie more legitimate he tells some more lies to cover up and at the end he has one hell of a BS story that nobody will believe.

Lost rules, but everytime I watch it I wonder why I am doing so.

237👍 95👎