crown of shame

When a man is bald on top yet he lets his hair grow on the sides instead of just shaving the whole thing.

Mary would go out with Bob if he would just shave that crown of shame.

Brandie

When your best girlfriend friend used to be down but now is acting super lame.

I got the spiciest ramen for everyone to try and now she is acting like a total Brandie and doesn’t want to participate.