YMCA

This sexual position can please up to 5 men and one woman. Each letter is a different sex position. For Y, the women lays on a hard cock, her hands are up in the Y position, while stroking two cocks off. one of the other guys is sticking it in her ass, while another throat fucks her til she has scar tissue. help me. The M is when she sits on a chair strapped to the arms, while all 5 men try and fit their cocks into her mouth. the C stands for clit, lul. the A is the anal cavity, because she will eventually have all 5 cocks in her asshole at the same time, causing her anus to rupture. This is daring, beautiful, and a majestic piece of art. im so horny.

"becky, i heard you did the ymca? why?"
I walk away from her gravestone, never going to see her again. help.

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alek keegan's fistpump

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.

"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"

UFFA

girl who has the disorder of Ugly Face Fat Ass. Would do only when severely drunk, or when you truly hate yourself.

Hey hey, did you see that Lauren girl , she looks pretty hot.

Nah fam, she's an UFFA.

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