Melody

People with this name are destined to be your most interesting friend and voracious lover.

Positive qualities involve a big heart, strong charisma, compassion, and spontaneity (they may change their beautiful appearance drastically to complement their mood). They're also chatty, natural born communicators.

Negative qualities involve their obsessiveness (for sweets and anime, in particular), gullibility, and sluttiness.

Melody's love taking risks (in bed). Melody's are also likely to burn your "Intro to Kink" gift box and drag you to a dungeon instead. She says "yes" to trying everything twice, such as joining large groups or using unique sexual devices. You are likely to find a lot of hentai on their computer. Be careful--people often fall for Melody's because they're fun and quirky, but they'll often try to bring you down the path of sexual deviancy and otaku culture.

"Melody is sweet, sure, but that girl has a hella slutty side."

"That girl is a total otaku. She has like six love pillows dakimakura."

"I stepped out of the room for a minute and half of my birthday cake is missing!"

"Dammit, Melody! What did you just put in my butt?!"

"Melody secretly ate all of the worst Gummi-bears for me. She's so romantic!"

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