phonegasm

when you use your phone so much that it gives you an orgasm.

Kevin: what's up?
Dale: one sec, phone.
Kevin: ugh
Dale: *shakes* ahh, phonegasm

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Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.

Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!