Smash Flu

When you say that you have the flu and stay home from school or work just to play super smash bros brawl. It is usually the reason for most people to stay home.

"mom can i stay home today i think i've got the flu or somthing" said jake the snake

"of course, you can do anything you want sweety" said the snake's mom

"YESSSS now i can smash all day, good thing for the smash flu" thought jake in his head as his mom walked away

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COD4 flu

when you stay home from school just to play Call of Duty 4. this is one of the leading causes for people to stay home from school or work

"mom im not feeling to well i think i have the flu, can i stay home?" said jake the snake

"sure jacob you can stay home" said the snake's mom

"YESSSS now i can play COD4 all day thanks to the cod4 flu" thought jake as his mom walked away

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Tee Hee

A reaction of a student from a joke told by a teacher. The joke tends to not be funny at all. i.e. puns and other things of that sort

"Okay class, a dozen apples, a dozen tires, they are all 12 it just dozen matter." said Mister Stoff
"Tee Hee" said the student

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