Mearle

Mearle is a goofy man, usually hops up slightly on every third step, has a shirt chewing disorder and literally laughs like a giggling gherkin.

Mearle's are growers not showers and what they lack in length they more than make up in girth. They are generally uncircumcised and have been known to be missing a portion of their front chompers.

"See that bloke, hes almost eaten the entire front of his shirt".

"Yeah, that's Mearle. He does that to prevent all the blood in his going to his massive girth. You should watch one laugh!"

"Fuck oath, what a chap!"