Cat

Although "cat" is most often related to the common household pet, the word can also be used as a word to describe a human. One can be a cat if they have twitch-like movements, if they show a strong attraction to fellow felines, if they wear furry apparel, or if they act like/resemble a cat in any way.

Dude, Emma is such a cat!

She thought she looked like Paris Hilton with all that fur on but she really just looked like a cat.

I have a strange suspicion that the crazy cat lady next door is a cat.

Kevin isn't a spaz, he's just a cat!

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Hbd Rate

Writing some form of "happy birthday" on someone's wall on Facebook based on how well you know/like the person.

-Don't know the person: Don't say happy birthday

-Don't like the person: "hbd"

-Indifferent to the person: "happy birthday"

-Don't know but still like the person: "happy birthday!"

-Talked to the person once or twice: "happy birthday!!" or "Happy Birthday {insert name}"

-Friends but not close friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}! Have a good one!"

-Good friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}!!!!!!!! {insert inside joke} have an awesome day!!"

-Best friends (mostly for girls): Long and obnoxious post taking up half the newsfeed filled with hearts and inside jokes

Dude, Emma just wrote "hbd" on your wall...according to the Hbd Rate it looks like she's mad at you.

I didn't know Hannah liked me so much until she wrote "Happy Birthday" on my wall with 5 exclamation points! Damn, that's high on the Hbd Rate!

Ew I don't even know this kid...guess I won't wish him happy birthday since I religiously follow the Hbd Rate.

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