Grape fart

A type of fart that occurs when a small amount of gas, usually the size of a small seedless grape, passes through the ring meat. Typically grape farts are odorless, rare, and silent and require unique position of legs and ass cheeks to occur. Studies show to increase the frequency of grape farts, limit intake of gaseous foods. ie, beans, broccoli, meat.

While on the way to the beach in Kevin's new truck, Scott has an "up-to-no-good" smile.

Kevin: Hey Ass-clown.... What's your deal?

Scott: Nothing, I just farted

Kevin: AWWWWW MAN!!! Thats not right! This is my NEW RIDE!
(Kevin rolls down the windows)

Scott: Chill....its just a grape fart.

Kevin: Oh...ok

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Girlfriend fart

A fart that is extremely long and/or loud due to the fact you have been dating a new girl and cant get enough time away from her to purge your lower bowels. The massive volume is due to the constant build-up of pressure. A girlfriend fart is still considered singular if it pulsates while walking.

Dude 1: As soon as I walked out her front door, I began a fart that lasted all the way across her lawn and the sidewalk. That was like 40 feet!

Dude 2: Sounds like you have a case of the girlfriend farts my friend.

Dude 1: (farts for 32 seconds)

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Shit in a blender

A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.

Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?

Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie

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