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When a Man Pussy isnât tight enough anymore.
He went to put it in Roâs ass and almost fell in. Dude youâre so loose itâs become a butt cunt.
When you are able to jerk off with both hands
Matt played pocket pool for two and switched hands becoming beatadextrious.
An internal DM is a private thought that you donât want someone to try and infiltrate.
He/Him: Youâll think about this in the middle of the night.
She/her: Stop tryin to creep into my internal DMâs.
When a fart lingers in the room way to long and the next person walks through it when no one is around.
Joe: Damn someone floated and air bisquet and now Iâm engulfed in a purple cloud.