stank mouth

Waking up with terrible breath after a night of drinking.

Symptoms include: Numb taste buds, extreme thirst, and your friends giving you the thizz face when you try talking to them.

Guy1 "Dawg, last night was off the meat rack!"

Guy2 "(Makes thizz face) Yo man, you got some stank mouth."

Guy1 "Haha quit playin. Wasn't that shit crazy though when that chick was flashin her titt-"

Guy2 "Nigga you need to stop talking."