Hobo

After a woman shaves her pussy, the hair gradually grows back. After four or five days, it reaches the hobo stage. After a week or more, the stage is called "sailor."

Example 1, he to her: "Oh, I see you're at the hobo stage again."
Example 2, she to him, "Watch out, there's a hobo down there!"

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Eeyore

A blow job given a man wearing a condom. Named after the Winnie the Pooh character Eeyore, who received a broken baloon for his birthday and enjoyed picking it up with his mouth and moving it into and out of a jar.

"Shit, man, I'm not giving you an Eeyore, take that thing off!"

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continental breakfast

Fucking instead of food.

Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."

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Mother of Fuck

Expletive. An expression of awe and appreciation. From the blending of "Mother of God" and "mother fuck."

"Mother of Fuck, what a sweet ass."
"Mother of Fuck, you were hot last night."

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girls

Breasts.

"See her tits floppin around? Those girls should be in a harness."

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Competitious

Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.

"How come she's so competitious? She's not even a viable competitor for him."

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criticalize

To criticize someone mercilessly. To shred someone with criticism.

"He criticalized me so bad that I had to punch him in the mouth."
"I'm not criticalizing you, I'm just giving some friendly advice!"