scarmpy

When you eat so fast you start seeing colors and start hallucinating that you're on a shrimp boat that specifically searches for a lost man named Stanley Scarmp.

"That buffet really made me feel scarmpy."

"Dude me too, I saw Stanley two times."

barched

When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.

"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."

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