A national holiday every Thursday celebrating thresher sharks
Joe: What day is it?
Sam: Its thresher shark Thursday!
Joe: Sick!!
A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks
Jim: What day is it?
Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!
Jim: Thanks!
A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark
Tim: What day is it?
Rob: Its Megalodon monday!
Tim: Thanks!
A national holiday every sunday celebrating silky sharks
Tom: What day is it?
Edd: Silky shark sunday
Tom: OH NO
National holiday every Friday celebrating Frilled sharks
Matt: Yo what day is it?
Frank: Its frilled shark friday dawg
Matt: HELL YEAH
National holiday every Saturday celebrating sawsharks
Ryan: what day is it
Peter: Sawshark Saturday
Ryan: YAY
A national holiday every Wednesday celebrating whale sharks
Brian: What day is it?
Linda: Its whale shark Wednesday!
Brian: Thanks!