Headbangy

When you’re listening to music and you want to headbang.

A: bro I’m listening to music rn but it’s 2:00 am

B: oh cool so you can fall asleep?
A: fuck no! I’m listening to some headbangy shit!

B: gotcha

Hwat

The most acceptable way to express confusion. other similar words include:

Hwy?
Hwow!
Hwo?
Hwen?

I other words only an absolute * Kyle * would know to use the word hwat

Johnny: do you like steve cheese?

Kyle: Hwat?

Johnny: Hwat the fuck is up Kyle?!
Kyle: the sky

Kyle: I don't want to get political, but hwat is cheese?

Johnny: hwat do you think?? STEVE CHEESE?

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Deacy

When something deserves respect for being so... well special.

A: dude my brother just fucked my pillow

B: :deacy:

C: :deacy:

A: :deacy:

B: damn what a deacy moment

Pulling an art

Putting random shit in the wrong places.

Normally used on certain godly discord servers.

A: *puts shoes in the oven*
B: aw man why’re you pulling an art?
A: that’s not the right usage of such a godly phrase!

Coke bottle

When your man is too much of a pussy to let her see his small dick. He decides to shove a coke bottle down your throat while he holds your head.

A: hey man what happened last night?
B: uhm... nothing

A: oh I see. You pulled a coke bottle.

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