Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

Soup

Noun. Soup is any seriously dank weed that's being shared by the boys.

Ex: "Hey, wanna go back to Gerry's and share some soup?"

Ex 2: "The Soup is hot."

Ex 3: "How'd Trevor get couchlocked?" "The Soup was too hot for him."