UNLV

University of Nevada Las Vegas. A poorly put together college in Las Vegas made up of Vegas failures who vow to never leave their sanctuary of gambling. The students at UNLV ignore the fact that UNR is the original and much better college in rankings, scores, colleges, and acceptance rates, so they still choose to go to the ultimate failure school. It is a commuter school with no real college feel.

UNR STUDENT: Hey, why didnt you go to UNR instead of UNLV?

UNLV STUDENT: HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM, RENO IS A MADE UP CITY FOR A TV SHOW!!!!!

UNR STUDENT: Oh.... well, maybe you made the right choice in college...

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