Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

Damnnnn

A reply to anything serious or not.

Ethin: Dude did you hear Tyler's mom died.

Rogelio: Damnnnnn