Spear the Box

Term that defines the act of loading a bar’s juke box with horrible music just prior to your departure. This technique causes the remaining bar patrons to suffer through up to dozen horrible songs in rapid succession. The term ‘Spear’ refers to Britney Spears because several of her songs are commonly used when Spearing the Box. The most commonly used song is ‘…baby one more time’ because of the repeated chorus, ‘Hit me baby one more time’. After the 12th time this song is played even die hard patrons will flee from any bar.

I was at the brew pub last night and some dick kept playing country songs. So I said F this nonsense, I Speared the Box, and headed for home.

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Lets roll out of this dive... Ok give me a minute to Spear the Box.

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