muffin top

When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

Jeez, check out the Muffin Top on that chick! *shudder

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idleitis

A condition affecting movement and the will to do work, normally found in humans. The most common symptom of the condition is couch potato like behaviour, ie. the sufferer cannot be bothered to get off their arse and do anything other than sit around and watch TV. (see also lazy)

Get off your arse and do something, or is the idleitis really bad today?

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chicken bucket

A crude term used for a woman that has loose vaginal muscles. Taken from KFC chicken bucket because of its size and shape.

I bet that woman has a chicken bucket between her legs.

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