screwdriver

probably the best melee weapon in the world

"Gimme all yer money."
"Or what?"
"Or we're gonna knock you out."
"Then I'll stab you with my screwdriver..."

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Stif Benitez

The biggest like-whore on the internet. Posts demented pictures of dying children and disabled people with the sole mission of getting likes and subscriptions to make money. He is hated by many people on the internet who continually wage war against him and his barbaric pictures. He must be banned from the internet.

"Hey, did you see that picture of the child with Progeria on your news feed?"

"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."

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