Doctor: I'm Sorry, but your wife was in a car crash
Man: But she has no injuries
Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead
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When you fail horribly and either shit your pants during the fail or after the fail.
He totally biffed it.
Do you smell shit?
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Pictures of cats that make people forget about committing suicide. DEY NOM ON CHEEZBURGERZ!
Britney Spears was going to kill herself after shaving her head, but then she saw a LOLCAT with an invincible sandwich.
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A word meaning a classic movie turned into a terrible movie with bad acting
I almost puked after seeing the remake of Halloween 1 & 2
Movie Remakes are bad
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A retarted baby of the tv show the Rugrats even though he's a baby, his age right now (2010) is 12. Not counting the retarted spin off All Grown Up
DIL PICKLES YOU DAMN BABY GET YOUR FAT BABY ASS OVER HERE
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A little fag who likes singing about being a lesbian. When she was a little girl she was not good at any sports. Know her single Mommy can't take care of her so usher has to take care of her.
Justin Bieber Talking To Her Boy Friend
Justin: Hey Baby, guess what?
Her Boy friend: What?
Justin: I'm pregnant, pregnant, pregnant OHHHH like pregnant, pregnant, pregnant OHHH
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An untalented actress and musician. Known for not singing, but yelling the words into a microphone.
I have to pick between Demi Lovato or an orange to do a duet with me. I'm picking the orange.
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