Panchling

When two men in their mid 40s dig up graves at a local cemetery

“ Hey want to go panchling tonight?”
“ Yeah but whose grave are we digging up?”
“ That obese asian guy that got hit by a bus 3 months ago.”

Gamer Hair

When the cum that you use to style your hair starts to crust and flake causing a blizzard of dried cum to fall from your hair

Dude i can see the cum flakes in your gamer hair