Jacob

Some asshole that will steal your bagel, skull fuck your grandfathers pet turtle, and most likely sword fight his own brother. Jacob is very dangerous. If you come into contact with one... Hide your beans!

Hey remember Jacob? That asshole that stole my bagel... and fucked my grandfathers pet turtle Harrold! What a fag!!

Hey remember Jacob? That asshole that stole my bagel?

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