Rampaging Shit Unicorns

Two Or More Unicorns Made Of Shit That Battle To The Death In Your Lower Intestine Cause Pain In the Abdomen Region. Each Unicorn Bashes heads Until One Dies Or Forfeits His Own Life, When They Miss There Horn Hits The Side Of The Intestine Causing Stomach Pain. When The Loser Is "Executed" It Is Expelled Out The Anus As A Medly Of chunky But Watery Poo

John Was hospitalized For Stomach Pains As 4 rampaging Shit Unicorns Fought for Survival.

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squirrelophile

one who finds pleasure in molesting fuzzy woodland creatures. similar to a necrophile or a pedophile.

That Poor Squirrel Is Getting Raped By That Squirrelophile Loafers Again

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Thread

1.) A Slang Term For Clothing

2.) A Post On The Internet Primarily A Forum.

3.) A Piece Of String/ Cloth

John: Dude Did You Read My Thread About My Threads Being Composed Of Threads.

Helen: Can You Not Talk Like A Fucking Retard?

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Gnar

Anything And Everything thats Is Awesome In Every Possible Way

Dude Go Grab Your Deck And Lets Go Shred The Gnar

The Band GnarKill Is Playing It Should Be Good

My Teacher Put Gnar On My Paper Thats Higher Than 100 Right?

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Ultracide

The Mass Killing Of Everyone And Everything Except For A Small Select Group.

Rebecca Fantasized About Ultracide After A Group Of Boys Picked On Her Incessantly, She Frequently Dreamed Of The Day Where she Would be Free Of Most The Human Race

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Throbbing Thrill chisel

a Somewhat Comical And Crude Term For A Penis Or A Cock

Hey Baby, Wanna Take A Ride On My throbbing Thrill Chisel?

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Deer's Blood

Deer's Blood is a slang term for Jagermeister. as myth goes over in germany they mix jagermeister with the blood of a buck Giving it the name Deer's blood.

Marquise: YO! Last Night We Got Fucked Up On Deer's Blood
Bob: WTF Kind Of Name Is Marquise?!?

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