Clockblock

The premature end of a wonderful romantic/sexual dream due to the sound of an alarm clock.

After seven years of unrequited lust, I had just started making out with Lauren when my alarm went off... yanking me back into the cruel, sexless real world via the ultimate clockblock.

super eskimo brothers

When you and your friend have slept with MORE THAN ONE similar girl/shared multiple igloos; thereby elevating the two of you from meer Eskimo Brothers to Super Eskimo Brothers.

"Oh shit! I didn't know you slept with Diana! We were already Eskimo Brothers through Katie, but now, well... tell Bowser we're coming for dat Princess, cause we Super Eskimo Brothers!

eskimo brothers