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When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly
I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead
A ugly woman/man who is so ugly it is impossible to see the difference in genders such as male/female/sea biscuit etc.
Miley cyrus is a whoa man
Person #1: have you seen Sharkwiesha she is ugly as hell
Person #2: i know
Sharkwiesha (in a masculin voice): hey do you guys want to see my paginis
Person #1: hell no!
Person #2: bruh she is such a whoa man
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Ive been jerkin off
A way to say i have been jerking off but a in a nicer way
Person #1: so what have you been doing
Person #2: iven yerkinoff
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The most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!
A black man's version of finding pure gold covered in platinum
Black man on phone #1: you will never believe what i just found!
Black man #2: what!
Black man #1: it's watermelón inside of watermelón its the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!
Black man #2: holy crap!
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When one of your friends or someone on youtube hurt themselves because its freaking hilarious they are then known as facky boohiggers
The entire cast of Jackass are all facky boohiggers
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When you are possibly deep in watching a movie or playing a game off your flashdrive And someone walks up and yanks your flashdrive out
I was trying to watch the interview when dylan walked up and flashdrive port kidnapped my drive
That bulldaggit likes his koolaid and fried chicken specially prepared to be eaten out of his anus by his other bulldaggit friends
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