freemium

An offer; 'trial' to try out the 'premium' feature of an application temporarily.

Spotify: "Get a 30-day-trial of Spotify premium!"
Me: "Should I try the Spotify freemium?"
Friend: "nah."

art-puberty

art-puberty mass noun
when an artist's technique or style gradually advances/improves without force/attempt.

jasmine had been working so hard, she finally got the art-puberty she was waiting for.

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doodle

( 1 ) In Australian slang, a man's penis.
NOUN

plural : doodles

Or, traditionally,
VERB
( 2 ) To scribble, draw or sketch thoughtlessly & haphazardly with little effort.

plural : doodles
past tense : doodled
present tense : doodling
future tense : will doodle

" Damn, look at the doodle on that bloody fella. "

" I was doing some random doodling last night. "

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blasting

When someone gets extremely emotional & overreactive, & spams lots of emotionally-fuelled messages, usually featuring manipulative tactics such as self-pitying & guilt tripping, as a panic response.
Sometimes, these messages will feature stabbing .

Girlfriends usually do this when their boyfriend needs space & they do not understand this.

Bébé: just... calm down
Moi: Do you even love me?
Do you even care???
What is wrong with you???
I try so hard, you know
What do you do in this relationship?
Do you even recognise my efforts????
God you're so selfish
Bébé: can you please stop being dramatic & stop blasting me

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reserection

Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.

My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.

stabbing

When a person says something particularly harmful to someone they care about to either punish them, make them back off & weaken them, to see if they care through manipulation, or to simply just hurt them.

Bébé: well the game seems more real than you even tho it is something virtual
Moi: What's that supposed to mean? You're really stabbing me now?

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69

69 is a visual representation of a sex position.

The numbers represent people.
The 'O' part of the number is the head,
The tail is their genitalia.
So.
69 is an oral sex position where both perform oral sex on eachother at the same time...
Traditionally, the man performing cunnilingus (lickin dat pussy) on the woman while the woman performs fellatio (sucking dat D) .
OR it can also be homosexual, with two men or two women.

& if you are having to search the internet for what '69' is, you are too young to be on the internet.
Please be safe.

When Lawrence & Anna first met in person, Anna insisted on 69'ing.

So they found a safe, quiet place where they both simultaneously performed oral sex on one another, as a form of 'introducing' eachother.

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