inside hot

Refers to a girl that appears attractive inside a building, particularly in dimmed lighting, but when viewed outside in the sunlight reveals a blemished face, cleverly hidden by thick makeup, that is less noticeable without the natural light. Subsequently, she is deducted a couple points on the one to ten hottness scale.

Mike: Hey Bill did you ever hook up with that chick from your Spanish class?
Bill: No man, the class went for a picnic a couple days ago, and she is definitely just inside hot.
Mike: So what? You don't have to fuck her on the patio do you?
Bill: God bless light switches

Fuck My Wife

A phrase said in a similar manner and context to "Fuck My Life" except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief

Bill: Hey Mike I got some tickets to the Rangers game tonight, you in?
Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get
Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come

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